Well, you nailed that sucker to the floor. Why break free from your subterranean spot in the earth’s crust? How inconsiderate. Then they would have to move you when your, actually. dead. The Democratic Party is fully dedicated to pre-death burial to avoid upsetting any of their donors.

I, personally, have never heard anyone say one positive word about an insurance company. The closest I’ve ever heard is “Well, I guess they aren’t going to fuck me over this time.” It always amazed me to hear the argument that people would be really upset to not have an insurance company. Yes, and bubonic plague is really fun.

Now you’ve got me upset.

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Educator, CIO, retired entrepreneur, grandfather with occasional fits of humor in the midst of disaster. . .

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