The suckers had it locked down
But they forgot someone
by Mike Meyer
The suckers locked the country down. They took over the Republican Party and turned it into a racist gun club. Then they couldn’t find anyone who could even generate the respect and trust of a used car salesman so they let Donald ‘the shill’ Trump have the presidential nomination. He had his own (used) airplane and promised NOT to use their money (right). With some surprisingly effective help by Putin’s electronic propaganda teams they racist gun club won. Of course Trump did nothing but lie which was fine because they had it locked down. He didn’t matter.
And it was working really well. The Internatioinal global based economy that Obama worked for years to build achieved it’s goal for the oligarchs and finally began drive up demand for trade. Even American workers in select industries began to see more business but there weren’t many workers left and most people were at or near minimum wage. That was just a PR problem that could be corrected by pumping up stocks on Wall Street. That was part of the lock down because the definition of economic success in the US is Wall Street. Winner! Speed up the buying and selling pumping up the prices, hoover up any extra money that comes in, declare a new record and go home laughing.
The ignorant masses won’t ever figure it out besides Fox News tells them whatever they want to hear. Wow, this thing is totally round and locked down. Trumpy can go get the white Christian terrorists screaming and they’ll rush out and buy more AR-15s so the NRA is happy. He can handle that if nothing else.
But they forgot the kids. These are not the same kids as before and they definitely aren’t sixty two year old white men who have had their brains sucked of their heads for years by propaganda. The kids got pissed at being regularly slaughtered for the betterment of the NRA. The kids now are not impressed with prayers and they know an idiot when they see one. They are the connected generation and they know how to use the networked world they were born into to orgnize. They’ve been doing it since pre-school.
Oops, the old statistical arguments don’t work. What’s a few hundred kids killed a year by christian terrorist nut jobs? It’s barely a blip on the normal death rate. Nothing to worry about. But they are still dead, shit heads. And they shouldn’t be.
Statistics are not ethics. Eliminating guns will barely move a decimal point in the great array of deaths in this country. But thousands will still be alive and thousands more will not be living with the horror of pointlessly lost sons, mothers, sisters, neighbors. Then we can work on the other pointless deaths. Kids now seem to have a better understanding of this. You organize and tackle it head on. Where did we all get lost?
Thank you. They are going to end this shit now. #neveragain.
