by Mike Meyer
It’s really fun to watch a pompous goofball spin crazilly out of control. This probably should not be fun but we are at the point that it doesn’t make any difference anymore so, why not?
The person being referenced has announced the purchase of Greenland, which is a dependency of Denmark and not for sale. This caused the Danish Prime Minister to say that the dude must be crazy, although that is well known.
Since the person referenced here is frightened of women unless they let him have what he wants, the Danish PM’s refusal caused a nasty response that she is nasty so he canceled his state visit to Denmark. As has become standard procedure everyone has apparently stepped back to give the man room to do whatever it is he is trying to do. Who wants to get too close to someone like that.
At this point we are all screwed because there is no pretense of sense being made and there is no longer a functioning presse secretary to ask, what the hell is going on? The rumored press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, hasn’t done anything in several months except repeat statements that are subsequently denied by the individual who’s sanity is clearly missing in action. She has apparently decided not to respond to any press questions since, well, what would you do in this situation?
I suspect the entire Greenland thing was a hoped for distraction from the terrible problem of the economy here and everywhere threatening to go down the shitter. Or maybe it was to distract from the fact that the person in question is having trouble holding on to his followers and the whole thing is flying apart as we watch.
So far this week the massive problem of open warfare in regions of the country overloaded with young male, white supremacists, armed to a military level has been determined to not exist. The exciting news that six more mass killings were prevented in the last couple of weeks is, somehow, not reassuring.
The referenced person with increasingly severe mental problems announced that strong background checks on gun purchases would help. Then learned that they wouldn’t from the NRA. He apparently couldn’t remember where he was and contradicted Stephanie Grisham on her last, known, public statement. No one has bothered to ask Moscow Mitch as he committed the crime of agreeing to bring background checks to the Senate floor next month but that may need to be walked back. He is probably on his way to Moscow to get help.
But none of that matters because the person in question has declared himself to be the Chosen One. Exactly which Chosen One is being referenced is not clear as he doesn’t seem to understand which culture or mythological tradition actually has a Chosen One. This may, in fact, be a reference to Baskin Robbins ice cream flavors. But perhaps I have confused something here.
This, confusingly, coincided with the dysfunctional person doubling down on anti-semitic rantings using the old jewish loyalty trope. Not satisfied with several days of embarrassment becoming outrage from all quarters, the problem person began parroting a bizarre range of conspiracists who are determined to bring back genocide.
This was done, of course, all in reference to the idiotic trade war with China that, very definitely, does not have a Chosen One but also does not have a point. The people that this was supposed to impress, unfortunately, are the ones that are now paying the tariffs and going broke. This has been declared a great victory for someone, details at 11:00.
Meanwhile the referenced person’s goons have declared that they will declare that refugees in prison camps can be kept there forever. That should reduce the refugee flow from those facing climate disaster in Central America. Unless I’m wrong, it is hard to tell sometimes, they have also decided that children in those concentration camps actually do not deserve to have soap, toothpaste, or clean clothes despite court orders. And they are not getting any flu shots either.
The only good thing that can be said is that Kim Jong Un has not fired any missiles this week. Japan, South Korea, and China are meeting to try to sort out the mess that the above referenced, mental person started by declaring undying love for the delightful Kim. Obviously the potential death toll from the breakup of this love affair is frightening as both sides are bug fuck crazy.
We may, in fact, be seeing the future with a clean up strike force of world leaders, now including the Danish Prime Minister, who are on 24 hour call to counter the whack nut impulses of the referenced mental case.
In fact, if we are lucky, perhaps we could get Denmark to buy the problem parts of the US. This definitely needs to be studied. The whole Greenland thing would be of value after all. This would probably be a hard sell but, hell, nothing ventured nothing gained. Perhaps the above mentioned mental individual could be thrown in for a large discount on the sale price of Trumpistan.
Somehow that seems appropriate.