I greatly enjoyed this excellent explication of your burden and call to action toward rational salvation of the mindless others with which we share this planet, or at least the local mall. But I was brought up aghast at the end. All was well until the very last word in the tag line: satire. My pleasure in your words and warm fuzzy feeling in the presence of the equally high minded was shattered with the realization that this was not, in fact, an intellectually honest and fearless peon of brilliance that I had thought but some sort of droll mockery. My quest for a true role (roll?) model must continue. . .